staying up all night
being woken up early the next morning
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
my #1 turn on is fast downloading
*fucks something serious up*
me: shit my bad
how i seduce men
ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted
ppl who drink milk are not to be trusted! power to the lactose intolerant!! viva la fuck dairy!!!
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway
can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed up
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books