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ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted
ppl who drink milk are not to be trusted! power to the lactose intolerant!! viva la fuck dairy!!!
kids today google, not giggle. they play angry birds instead of getting angry AT birds. they all have an ipad but no iq. not even one. they playstation but they never play station. i.e. one pretending to be a train and the others pretending to be different trains or low paid maintenance workers. they’re obsessed with one direction, rather than enjoying all eight directions equally. facebook… but unable to face… a book. or a hoop with a stick. a lost generation. the tv show.
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway
can y’all stop reblogging that tweet with the “i scared the mexican woman in my backyard” because that picture is of a native mexican woman who gave birth on the lawn of the hospital that refused to treat her and tbh that tweet is messed up
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.
wouldn’t it be HILARIOUS if I put my education on Facebook as Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry???? wouldn’t that be so fresh???
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This was one of the best comedies ever. Too bad season 5 was cancelled. Bleghh…
I love train travels. I love everything about it; long journeys, short journeys, small rooms with big windows. But most of all, I love traveling with you. You will always be my favourite one.